Testimonials
It all began with a simple idea fueled by a deep passion. As a Glasgow, KY native, the dangers of the Sasquatch lurk behind every waterway and groups of trees. This spray works because of it being of the finest quality municipal tap water of Barren County, KY, and it being blessed by the group of uncertified weirdos. Never again be out and afraid of a rogue attack. Captain Lapham's Trusted Brand of Sasquatch Repellent will fulfill your Sasquatch problem needs.
Soon below will contain videos of anyone who has proven the sasquatch repellent does not work, or pretty interesting sasquatch footage captured while trying to capture proof.
I forgot my repellent and my camera. I was attacked by a Sasquatch and he stole my twinkies. I'll never leave home without it again!
Steven Wright
I got 2 bottles of Sasquatch Repellent, and I've never had a Sasquatch encounter.
Emma Thompson
I'm bringing my video camera next time... I'm gonna prove that this doesn't work.
Oliver Hartman
I'm out to protect the people of this fair land from the destructive powers of the sasquatch!
Captain Lapham & the Mrs.